I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

quintercourse:

fingerthrob:

sorrynotsorry for shipping couples in the fandom. 

Who?!

• ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
• ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
• ^ = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
• * = just delete your tumblr already
• æ = Post a picture of yourself
• $ = You’re awesome
• # = I love your blog
• @ = You’re beautiful
• + = i hate you.
• % = You’re ugly
• <3 = I want to fuck you
• & = I wish we were close
• ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
• ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through (mention which one!)
• ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)

weight-a-second:

unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer

we wouldn’t be singing

piesexualdean:

• must be following me
• reblogs only, no likes
• first 40
• promo to 6,300+
• fandom blogs only

go x

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!